40 Wedding Tweets For Those Bridesmaids Braving Bridezillas Bridal Season And Dodging Questions like, 'When's your turn?'

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    Emma Gannon @emmagannon. Follow X person: aw you're going to be a bridesmaid do you know what you'll be wearing me: Yes. Spanx.
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    Heidi Corley @HeidiCorley123. Follow It seriously is going to be months before I get all these bobby pins out of my head #bridesmaidproblems X
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    Alison Leiby @Alison Leiby Bridesmaid dresses are really the one night stands of clothing.
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    X You know you love the bride when you're willing to do a photoshoot... Alex Holley @AlexHolleyFOX29. Follow in a sleeveless dress... in 20 degree weather. #bridesmaidlife #spottedinphilly
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    Stephanie Ramos @ImStephRamos. Follow Oh you wanna hang out? I'm available after July.. #Bridesmaid Problems #weddingseason X
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    Alyssa Brook @lyss. Follow You know that girl from 27 dresses?? Yeah that's me #bridesmaidlife X
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    caralie @caralief. Follow X Oh hey day before the wedding and I still haven't written my speech #bridesmaid problems
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    Abi @Abi_Meezi. Follow Wedding dress shopping is my new favorite activity #Bridesmaid Life X
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    X Online shopping for navy heels in August is like trying to find an invisible needle in an endless haystack. #bridesmaidproblems Sarah Kate Snyder @SarahKateSnyder. Follow
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    X Spent my lunch break at a bridal salon. BEST DAY EVER :) #bridesmaidlife Roxie+ @RoxanneElise. Follow
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    Jamie Woodham @jwoodham The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.
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    Giulia Rozzi @GiuliaRozzi Wedding invites are always like: we reserved a block of hotel rooms at a discounted rate of $3,000 a night so book soon! No kids so please leave them at home or in the car. Also the closest airport is 4 hours away. Can't wait to celebrate our love with you!
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    Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn [weddings by age] 20s: *makes fun of older people dancing* 30s: I'm sick of weddings 40s: Just send them a check 50s: (first person out on the dance floor)
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    Missy Baker @TheMissyBaker Unfair that people who are engaged get to call their partner by a fancy sounding name. Oh you have a fiancé, cool, let me introduce you to my füque buddè.
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    Nate Armbruster @natecomedy If you get divorced I should get the registry gift I bought you.
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    Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney Someday, God willing, I will attend my children's weddings, refuse to eat what they serve and demand butter noodles and nuggets.
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    mah ree nah @marinarachael I believe in salary transparency in the workplace and also at the top of your wedding registry.
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    Sophia @iyffox NONE of my friends allowed to give speeches at my wedding. soon as i hear a "i remember this one time.." AHT AHT gimme the mic
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    Adam @adamgreattweet Going to a wedding with a dressy casual dress code so I guess I'm wearing silk pajamas
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    He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn Wedding parties should have a worst man too. Like here's my best man, Scott, my brother Mike, my friends Richie and Dave Cactus, and then Derek who I assume is going to get wasted and fight the cake.
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    SHY BOY @MiickeyBaby At my wedding, There will be a break for y'all to go home and eat then come back
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    samantha bush @takeyourzoloft For the love of god take your Apple Watch off on your wedding day
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    Harriet Marsden @harriet1marsden I'm only 30 which means I've danced to Mr Brightside at weddings more times than I've ever had a pay rise
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    Taylor Hatmaker @tayhatmaker it's cool that if planning a wedding doesn't kill u then u get to be married
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    Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov when i get married im gonna send invitations to my enemies that have minus ones on them so they'll know about the wedding but won't be allowed to go
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    RICHmond @_kayofficial__ I've Never Seen A Groom Or A Bride Going To The Toilet On Their Wedding Day... Do They Wear Pampers?
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    madrigal @whatmaddness [inventing wedding dresses] a massive skirt! more skirt! MORE now, put a skirt over her face! god ya that's the stuff
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    Jon @ArfMeasures [Wedding meal] *taps wine glass until everyone stops talking and I stand up to speak* I need more wine
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    The Notorious B.E.V. @blade_funner [WEDDING] ME: I do. PRIEST: Could you say it again without the air quotes?
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    PD Jack Boot @lamJackBoot Great idea, let's write our own wedding vows. I can't think of a better way to kick off my eternity with you than a homework assignment.
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    Jasmine Crowe-Houston @jasminecrowe. Follow X 0 Two days into wedding planning and I'm thinking about not having a wedding at all. It's so expensive I just don't think I can rationalize paying $150/ a person for a reception and that's just food. I'm not going into debt for one day. Honestly, I just want the honeymoon trip.
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    X Great idea, let's write our own wedding vows. I can't think of a better way to kick off my eternity with you than a homework assignment. 4:47 PM Dec 18, 2017 Jack Boot @IamJackBoot. Follow
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    John Carpenter's The Alex Nevil @TheAlexNevil. Follow Sometimes I'll sign a wedding guestbook with something inspirational: "1 out of 5 stars: would not recommend"
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    Dina Hashem @dinahashem_ Follow I Venmo requested my brother for the cost of my bridesmaid dress for his wedding and he declined. Assuming they broke up X
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    Jon @ArfMeasures. Follow X [Wedding meal] *taps wine glass until everyone stops talking and I stand up to speak* I need more wine
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    Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov. Follow when i get married im gonna send invitations to my enemies that have minus ones on them so they'll know about the wedding but won't be allowed to go X
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    Betches @betchesluvthis. Follow The older I get the more I want to know exactly how Katherine Heigl's character could afford to be a bridesmaid in 27 weddings. BETCHES X
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    Taylor Hatmaker @tayhatmaker. Follow it's cool that if planning a wedding doesn't kill u then u get to be married X
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    X Wedding planning is stressful and expensive. There should be a tax write-off for this Emily Ann Whitlock @EmAWhitlock. Follow
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    Jamie Woodham @jwoodham Follow X The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.

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